Posted on: January 12, 2009 6:53 pm

Rickey should buy me a drink!

Three years ago I was up in College at Chico State University. A smaller DII school located about 75 miles north of Sacramento, Chico has no college football program, but does have a local affiliation with the IBL (Independent Baseball League). At the time, I was a public relations major under the school of Journalism, with a lot of focus of finding my way into a sports organization upon graduation. The only internships in sports - as limited as they were in Chico - was to write press releases and game-day notes for the Chico Outlaws.

The IBL consists of a group of ex college-kids trying to get noticed by scouts, and actually has some ex-MLB players rehabilitating or trying to get another breath of fresh air. The IBL is not part of the MLB, but is its own Independent league featuring a handful of teams across the state of California.  Most noteworthy was the team from San Diego, the SurfDogs.

San Diego featured two ex-MLB superstars back in 2007. Former bash-brother Jose Canseco and HOF'r Rickey Henderson played right and left field respectively. As a die-hard Oakland Athletics fan, to hear the news that I was going to cover and write the story on these two athletes, I was very excited for the opportunity. In fact, I was jazzed that I could meet one of my childhood heros in Henderson.

The game was quick, and to be honest Henderson didn't do anything at the plate. I do remember Jose Canseco hitting the ball about 450ft over the center field fence, hitting the crap out of the ball onto the nearby train tracks. Chico lost to San Diego that day. I actually tried to inteview either of the two of these guys, but they had dissapeared into the clubhouse and I had no access to get in.

Bummed and rejected, I heard rumors that Henderson was going to make an appearance at a well-known Chico bar called Madison Bear Gardens (aka The Bear). The place is sweet. If anything, I was going to see if I could at least shake Rickey's hand, maybe have him sign my 1989 World Series Champion pennant.

San Diego was in Chico for a two-game series, wrapping up the North Coast trip with a day-game the next day. Rickey and Jose would be back on the field, but I knew I wouldn't get much love from them if I tried to get interviews.

The evening arose, I was getting really pumped up for the chance to meet THE Rickey Henderson. I grabbed the pennant, and I headed to the Bear. The evening wore on - no Rickey. I had several drinks to calm the nerves and before I knew it, the clock read midnight.

All of a sudden, this short, stouty man walked in, boasting a flat-top and jeans way too small for this guy's massive thighs. There he was - Rickey was at the Bear. With two REALLY younger ladies by his side, I watched as several people went over to get a glimpse of the man with all the SB records. Once the crowd cleared and he was hanging with minimal people, I knew that the chance to meet him was then and now.

I walked over to him, he glared at me. I was nervous. It was my childhood hero! I pushed the penant to my side and walked up to right where he was standing.

"Mr. Henderson. My name is Kyle and I wanted to let you know how much I have enjoyed rooting for you," I explained. "Ever since I was born and young enough to understand the game, you have been my inspiration in the sport of Baseball."

I got no response for a few seconds. It was really ackward. He brushed the flat-top once, picked up the glass he was consuming and smiled at me. I couldn't believe what came out of his mouth afterwards.

"Why don't you buy Rickey a drink," he said. "Rickey is thirsty and could use another drink."

Wow. I thought at that point he was joking, but realistically I knew he was dead serious. The Stolen Base leader, career leadoff HR leader, and all-time single season stolen base leader is asking some poor college student to fund his booze.

I was pissed off. I was upset at my childhood hero. I could barely afford my own boozing habits, let alone get brushed away for a handshake and told to buy this man a drink.

"Kyle doesn't want to buy Rickey a drink," I said. "Kyle wants Rickey's signature and a handshake."

He paused, a little confused at my bitter response. I held out my sharpie and pennant of the A's World Series Championship in 1989. He paused again, took the pen, and signed the pennant. "Your welcome," said Rickey. "Rickey needs to get another drink right now."

Without the handshake from Henderson, I smiled at his comment and walked away feeling stupid for even trying to conversate with him. I was a little sad, but laughed a little at how the man would speak. It was an eye-opening experience!

Today marked the day that Rickey Henderson was unanimously voted into baseball's prestigious Hall of Fame. The man had a career, the numbers don't lie. Too bad he is such a prick, as he responds using third-person linguistics referencing himself as "Rickey."

His career in the IBL is long over. He is now enshrined in the elite club known as the Hall of Fame. I was thinking about this situation when Henderson got voted in with a majority of votes. Smiling, I thought about the members who didn't vote for him. Maybe they didn't want to buy Rickey a drink either.

Rickey has made several millions of dollars over the span of his career. He has won titles, championships and MVP's. The least the man could have done was shake my hand, or even offer me a drink. He has tarnashed his reputation in my mind as an arrogant ball player whom probably doesn't have a lot of friends.

I never bought Rickey that drink, and if he asked again, I wouldn't either. Congrats to him for making it to the Hall, as I hope future players who break his records will walk with them a little more kuth, integrity and respect.

Posted on: October 23, 2008 2:57 pm

Canseco the Rat . A Man without Ball...

... Literally, and this is my take why -<o:p></o:p>

Jose Canseco used to be one of my favorite players growing up. During the late 80s and early 90s, I got to see fantastic baseball being played in both Oakland and in San Francisco. I was a huge fan of Canseco and his bash brother, Mark McGuire. Even at a young age, I knew that these guys were freaks of nature. I would go to a lot of ball games with my dad and watch these massive men swing the bat as if it were a twig, smashing balls in record numbers. Even when these two would strike out, it would be exiting. Their arms were bigger than my waist. Their necks bigger than my waist - the size was not natural. At 8-years-old I knew this.

I recently sat down with my girlfriend and watched Jose Canseco's break-down on television. Even after reading his book, JUICED, I was already done with guy, but this latest tell-all interview really got me pissed off. The man is a mess. Once again, Canseco is desperately broke and depressed. His pathetic attempt to portray himself as the victim reminded me of Barry Bond's TV show Bonds on Bonds.In this A&E special that aired last week, Canseco had the camera rolling while he saw several doctors. He had his little girlfriend by his side the entire special. That poor woman - I feel she is stupid only because she is willing to deal with Canseco and his problems.The man has no more testosterone at all. His levels are that of a woman, so he has no sex-drive and is dealing with depression because of it. He even showed his wild side by dumping his girlfriend on television, basically packing his stuff and moving everything out while she was away for the weekend.

Are we as fans of baseball, America’s past-time, supposed to react in a way where we feel bad for Canseco? Why should we? I certainly don’t. The man I used to idolize had shamed himself in more ways than anyone could possibly imagine. His book, Juiced, was completely un-necessary. It was written strictly for the monetary losses he has endured with a shallow attempt to regain what he had lost. He threw many players under the buss so-to-speak. It was a terrible interpretation of what went on behind scenes and with steroids. The book cost many players, both current and retired, their dignity and their private life. Some of the book’s facts might be true, but it seemed as though a lot of it was from speculation and hear-say. It eventually led to MLB teaming up with congress to spend millions of our tax dollars putting together a full-fledged investigation on these claims. Senator Mitchell and all investigators involved attacked many men who played the game – some of which played it clean.

Canseco is a rat. I heard these claims while up at Chico State in northern California. Chico is part of the Independent Baseball league, and I was able to see Canseco in person when he played ball for the San Diego Surf Dogs. In the stands, fans would scream out, “You are a Rat Canseco, you Bum!” I agree completely. With the loss of everything, including his right to be respected by all his peers from his profession in baseball, Canseco is a spiraling disaster. His losses are proof that steroids can do some messed up things to a person’s body. He started taking the steroids at 19 years old. All the years of injecting himself has diminished his body into a pile of crap. Without the testosterone, and the continuing harassment Canseco has endured, he truly is a man without balls and will go down as one of the biggest embarrassments to the sport of baseball we have ever seen.

To be honest, with everything I don’t like about the guy, the first book was pretty interesting to read. I viewed it a fictional novel at the least. It was an easy read. Also, I have heard from a few sources (none to be credible from what I know) that there will be a second book coming out – a sequel to Juiced that continues the tirade of  Canseco’s accusations on steroid use by players in baseball. I would read the second book, only because the first one was eye-opening enough as it is. He was my hero when I was younger – I can’t change that. Even with the lack of respect he has put on himself, it will be interesting for years to come to see where this guy will end up. The depression, lack of testosterone and mood swings could lead him down a very dark path that could destroy him. Too bad he has nobody to turn too. It’s all his fault.<o:p></o:p>

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